Okay, okay I'll admit it since its the first step.
Wednesday, May 02, 2007Right now, the only thing I'm obsessed about is finding free stuff. Things I need right now (of the free variety) are: EDIT: Okay, maybe of the low-cost variety. Since I probably can't get a DVD player for free unless I punch some old lady. Which I am NOT going to do.
- refrigerator 1
- microwave (have one)
- couches (Dr. Daub's?)
- beds (the one at home?)
- sling (!)
- table 1
- coffee table 1
- bed for Deanna?
- bed big enough for the Temple Democrat orgy
- water bed not okay
- funny how I'm spending more bullet points about Deanna's bed than my own
- television 1
- VCR 1
- DVD player (I can steal this from my parents)
- Internet (isn't that illegal? To steal wifi?)
- lots and lots of picture frames (IKEA)
- ethanol cabinet ("That's in booooze" -- Dr. Cross) (A.K.A. My belly)
- track lighting? (I'm not that gay) (Yes I am)
- window blinds 1
- futon 1 2 3 4 etc
- desk(s) 1 (SAC building?) (Penn Campus?) (Orphanage?)
- stereo (no TV on the Stereo. I mean, YES TV on the Stereo)
- extension cords
- manny (male nanny. For obvious reasons. No, we do not have a child. I just want to have hot manny sex with him)
- lamps (IKEA)
ALSO. What the fuck is this?