Whenever it rains I always run into this weird conundrum : umbrellas. I'll step outside and before I know it, it rains. But I don't have an umbrella since I like to leave my umbrella in my car and it falls to the floor and my friends who get in like to my car also like to stomp on the floor and break that umbrella. In the end, I am always umbrella-less.

So, I don't have an umbrella. And when I go to buy one they're always sold out or have those really expensive ones and I'm just like, "Pfft, whatever. I'd rather be a little wet than pay $10". Thus, I am always without an umbrella. Solution? Buy an umbrella on a non-rainy day. But then I don't remember to pick up an umbrella during my rare shopping trips. If its not rainy I don't look for umbrellas. And when it is rainy, I can't find one. Fuck you, rain. You can suck my dick.

And I also have to be careful while walking on campus on a rainy day. Not only do the white painted crossing lines make one slip if one is not careful but the mass of black umbrellas advancing towards you is enough to make you cringe. With their pointy sharp ends where the umbrella pulls the fabric. If one were to let the umbrella slip, you could poke someone's eyes out. And everyone's eyes are always covered by the umbrella. So they walk in straight lines and if you're walking opposite the stream of umbrellas, then you're screwed. Because no one sees you and if they do its because you're screaming from the pokes of the (what do you call them) spokes from the umbrella.

Solution to this is to have an umbrella. ugh.