Let me tell you about this weird dream I had this morning. This is a dream that I remember having once already but this time it was different and a lot more realistic.

So I'm on this couch and there's this other guy there. I wasn't really interested in him. Sure, he was good looking and everything and in the real world I would be plenty interested in him. But at that moment in dream time, I wasn't. Off stage, a guy walks onto the scene. He's strutting, confident and I am overly attracted to him. Nothing else existed. So, cue the threesome scene. And I think this time, it was kind of inspired by Steve the Jew because there were a few positions which were pretty funny/hot. So there's that sex, very wet-dream-like.

Then somehow, a girl comes into the mix. And one thing leads to another and I find that she's giving amazing head but I keep thinking that she can't be giving good head because she's a girl and they never give good head. So I'm thinking this as she gives me good head. And I almost cum but then I woke up. I try to keep it up but no go. (or no come, haha!)

So, what does this mean? Uh. I like guys who are confident? And some girls give good head? I don't know. It was all very weird. This is an update to my life. Aren't you guys glad?