A little Gay in all of us.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Apparently I have a gay run. A few weeks (or days?) ago I was at my friend's house for a little get-together and when we had to go home, it was raining outside. So I guess I fag-ly ran across the lawn to my car. If I remember it correctly, I did have my hands swinging a little bit. But nothing faggishly faggy.
Perhaps I have a gay walk too. No one has really commented it to me and I do spend time among both straight and gay people. Perhaps all the straights are too polite or they just don't care.
The other thing weird about my body is that I always keep biting my inner lip. Well, I don't really know how to describe it. It's the inside of my mouth, the other side of my lip. I think maybe because I have sharp canines? Or maybe because I have big(ger) lips so my sharp canines keep piercing the flesh there. And sometimes when I'm really hungry, I tend to chew with my mouth open until I realize that I'm biting the inside of my lip.
You know who else had this problem? Those fucking saber tooth tigers. I heard they became extinct because of those awesome looking canines. Boys, bigger isn't always better.
Perhaps I have a gay walk too. No one has really commented it to me and I do spend time among both straight and gay people. Perhaps all the straights are too polite or they just don't care.
The other thing weird about my body is that I always keep biting my inner lip. Well, I don't really know how to describe it. It's the inside of my mouth, the other side of my lip. I think maybe because I have sharp canines? Or maybe because I have big(ger) lips so my sharp canines keep piercing the flesh there. And sometimes when I'm really hungry, I tend to chew with my mouth open until I realize that I'm biting the inside of my lip.
You know who else had this problem? Those fucking saber tooth tigers. I heard they became extinct because of those awesome looking canines. Boys, bigger isn't always better.