Today was such a laugh-fest for me. Please, you guys have to read these links. Please!

How to Tell if Your Son is Gay - Oh wow. When I have a son, I'll be sure to print this page out and keep it near by bedside so my gay husband and I can refer to it whenever the time is right to taste for homosexuality. I'm glad I found this in time before it was too late. Phew.

Raising a Gay Toddler in a Heterosexual World - Just what I needed. I would hate to offend the poor babe. "Honey, if you don't like pussy, it's okay with me!"

Google Search of Adam Brody - I only like him because he's Jewish.

Uncyclopedia's Gay Marriage - This is my new Wikipedia. I swear.
Homosexuals, Asian People, White People, Jews, Irish, China

Is he Cute or Is He British? - To tell you the truth, I've been wondering this for a long time. I don't know why I go misty-eyed whenever I hear anyone with a British Accent. They're so refined. Aussie accents just sound reckless - which has a sex-appeal of its own but I prefer the refined gentleman from America: The Beginning (England, you gits). I would want to meet a English Gent someday and maybe fornicate with him. Then we can have tea!
PS. I noticed that there are quite a few visitors from England to this blog. Please, let's be friends.

It was a LOL fest today.

The End.